I Know What You Did Last Winter (Snow Job)

For those who believe revenge is a dish best served cold…

Like so many around the country, David Welles has had to endure a long cold Winter this year — only made worse by the volume of snow in front of his Chicago home, and the untimely disappearance of his snow shovel. While Welles is no better equipped to dig his way out of a snowstorm than anyone else without a shovel, he was perfectly equipped to identify the perpetrator — or, at least her car. That’s because Welles works for a security company by the name of Tunnel Vision Technology, and it appears as though he’s been visiting the supply closet.

While we’ll presume that David’s eagle eyecame with a receipt, the snow shovel he caught his neighbor stealing on digital video didn’t. Under ordinary circumstances, one might turn the evidence over to the police. Then again, under ordinary circumstances, it’s not likely there would have been any evidence. But, these are no ordinary circumstances, and these are no ordinary times.

David’s shovel was probably worth less than $25, maybe ten on the street. The trail was cold before it was laid. And the “perp” wore gloves, so no fingerprints. This wasn’t about money. This was about the age’s-old relationship between a man and his tools. Besides, Welles had another idea. He entered an arms race, added a dose of PsyOps… and then he turned to YouTube. The result? What Welles calls, “The Quadrilogy of My Favorite Snow Shovel”. See the results for yourself.

(NOTE: If you are ONLY connaisseur of revenge, skip to the mid-point.)

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